At the dinnertable...
LL: I’m an herbivore.
Dar: You eat plants?
LL: Yes and other stuff.
Dar: Do you know what you call a person who doesn’t eat meat?
Becky: A veterinarian.
Heard from upstairs...
Jim to the girls while serving them dessert: You guys are about as grateful as a $3 bill! (Como?)
In church on fast Sunday...
A little girl : I know that Bishop Gervais is a true prophet…
Becky’s birthday, opening a small package that revealed two chapsticks…
Kenny: Don’t eat them all at once.
Family Home Evening re: Heavenly Father's plan
Jon: In heaven we chose to follow Jesus. We came to earth as part of his plan. We HAD to come to earth so that we could get a …
(Dar points to and pokes herself in the arm to give girls a clue for “body”)
Becky (not looking): BRAIN!
Katie: ARM!
(Jim and Dar look at each other and can’t hold in the laughter.)
While walking to the park last week...
LL: Most boys have short hair and most girls have long hair. You have short hair.
Dar: Right.
LL: Yeah, and you’re a girl.
Dar: Good thing, or else dad wouldn’t have married me.
LL: Because boys only marry girls…that’s the law.
Dar: Yes, it is. At least for now.
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i have one to add.
Our home teacher visited yesterday and before leaving asked something like "is there anything going on that i should know about?"
Grace, without skipping a beat said "Yes, Vienna is getting the priesthood!"
That is hysterical, and congrats I guess. :) Thanks for sharing.
hahahahahahahah - those are great! I'm so happy that you're able to find humor in the craziness!
well, i was going to comment on how much i liked those, but i think i like katharine's the best :) those are all great though, and laugh out loud funny!
Thanks for the laughs! I miss you all!
thanks for the giggles. Kids are so great! When Vienna gets ordained I want to be invited! Love you!
Great job capturing the moment in these little funnies. I always look for your wit when I need a laugh. Thanks. Hil
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